These are great for teachers, neighbors, co-workers, housekeeper, delivery person or anyone you don't know what to get and don't want to spend a lot, but want to show your holiday spirit.
SNOWMAN POOP
Santa checked his list not once, but twice.
He found you've been naughty not nice.
Since coal is so expensive, Here's the scoop.
He's filled your stocking with Snowman poop!!!
Put some Vanilla Toosie Rolls in a dish pan (scoop) or into a stocking- pattern below.
SNOWMAN SOUP
Was told you've been real good this year,
Always glad to hear it.
With freezing weather drawing near,
You'll need to warm the spirit.
So here's a little "Snowman Soup",
Complete with stirring stick,
Add hot water, sip it slow,
It's sure to do the trick!
Give with a package of soup mix. You can also add some fun soup bowls
REINDEER DROPPINGS
I woke up with such a scare when I heard
Santa call,
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
Those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop,
Neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking~you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite a while,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled,
I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky~
"Well, they're not potty-trained, but at least they can fly!"
I have included the pattern I used to decorate the small carton of Whopers. I cut out all of the pieces from brown foam except the hoofs. I cut them out of black foam, but you could use black paper or felt. I cut a u-shaped door in the back side of the carton for the door. This year I could not find pom-poms so I made a tail and glued it over the door. If you do not have time to decorate the carton of Whopers; put In baggie--whoppers-raisinettes-chocolate-covered peanuts-cocoa puffs, take your pick and add the poem.
